Chistes/Jokes 1

1)  Le dice la profesora a Jaimito:
Jaimito, dime una palabra que tenga la “m”.
Y le dice Jaimito:
Sartén.
La profesora le pregunta:
Jaimito, ¿dónde lleva sartén la “m”?
Y le dice Jaimito:
¡En el mango!/

The professor says to him to Jaimito: Jaimito, tell me a word that has ” h”. And Jaimito says to him: Frying pan. The professor asks to him: Jaimito, where it takes to frying pan ” h”? And Jaimito says to him: In the handle!

2)  Va una señora gorda, pero muy gorda a una carnicería, y le pregunta al carnicero:
¿Qué vale esa cabeza de marrano?
Y le dice el carnicero:
¿Cuál cabeza de marrano?
La de allá.
Señora, eso es un espejo./

One lady fat, but very fat goes to a slaughter, and she asks to him the butcher: What is worth that head of pig? And the butcher says to him: Which head of pig? The one of there. Lady, that is a mirror.

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